Marketing explained.

phew! presentation and business project are over :)

but assignments and exams coming soon :(

argh, mixed feelings.

tired. too much socialization and driving around lately.

err.. actually i think i was being cheery for the whole day and thats why im tired. doesnt make sense? good. cuz i dont know what im talking about either.

what do these dates have in common? 2nd june, 9th june, 12th june, 17th june, 26th june, 27th june.
these are the dates that i will be having my exams and assignments due dates.

oh stress. i cant even feel that today's friday. and i cant feel that im having a bf either. whats wrong with me? argh, complications and vagueness. dont ask me to clarify cuz i dont know what to clarify here.

i might not be able to update this weekend though, gonna rush off to finish off assignments. my routine will be waking up in the morning, switch on the pc, start doing my assignments until i got bored, go rest for a while, refresh and then back to assignments again. boring eh? well, you guys have a great weekend eh! :)

im going to have a fag before hitting the sack.. kinda early eh? oh well, you have a good laugh with the following. Cheers! :)

The buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING.

However, most people often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing."

Here it is:

You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party.

You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed,"

That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy.

One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says,

"She's fantastic in bed,"

That's Advertising.

You see a handsome guy at a party.

You go up to him and get his telephone number.

The next day you call and say,"Hi, I'm fantastic in bed,"

That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy.

You get up and straighten your dress.

You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say,"May I," and reach up to

straighten his tie brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then

say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed,"

That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy.

He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed,"

That's Brand Recognition.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy.

You talk him into going home with your friend.

That's a Sales Rep.

Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.

That's Tech Support.