The Best Medicine.

"I read your composition about your house," the teacher said to her student. "It's the same as the essay your brother turned in last year." "Of course," the student said. "It's the same house."

A convict is sitting in the electric chair waiting to be put to death when he comes down with a cast of the hiccups. "Do you have any last request?" the prison warden asks. "Yes," replies the convict. "Could you do something to scare me?"

A first year student in Princeton asked an older student, "Where is the library at?" The older student replied, "Here at Princeton, we dont end sentences with prepositions." Taken aback, the first year tried again: "OK, where is the library at, moron?"

Weekend is approaching, and next week is already Chinese New Year. Time flies, dont they?

Sincerely my boogie bear, how are you? We havent been talking, have we?
I wonder what's the best medicine for me at a time like this..

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Propellerheads - History Repeating